Bush and Pootie-Poo: Call for Captions

Posted on March 21, 2008 by Dan Smolen

We haven’t done this in many moons (hey, full moon tonight).

CALL FOR CAPTIONS: So, what are The Decider and Vil-add-uh-murr sayin’ to each other?

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17 Responses to “Bush and Pootie-Poo: Call for Captions”

  1. Dan Smolen, on March 21st, 2008 at 9:28 pm Said:

    PUTIN: “Does this surplus Chernobyl radioactive waste collection bag make me look fat?”

    BUSH:

  2. ghost of shecky greene, on March 21st, 2008 at 9:39 pm Said:

    for the white house correspondents dinner, george and vlad dressed up as a couple of viagras. but as hard as he tried, it was difficult for vlad to avert his eyes, for george had taken the gag a bit too far.

  3. not bad elfin-fork, on March 21st, 2008 at 10:00 pm Said:

    gwb: we look like a couple of shmucks.

    vlad: DA!

  4. Ruby, on March 21st, 2008 at 10:56 pm Said:

    Bush: all men are idiots
    Vlad: all men are idiots

  5. ajc, on March 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 am Said:

    Vlad: Look, George, I love the uniform, and I love the tennis shoes, but why do I have to drink this kool-aid?

    George: We’ll never get to the mother ship without it.

  6. ghost of mrs. robinson, on March 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 am Said:

    working hard to keep business profitable while 4 of the owners face federal racketeering charges, managers at EMPEROR’S CLUB VIP are hawking their new VIP escort service.

    And all this month: FREE GIFT-WRAPPING!

  7. Dan Smolen, on March 22nd, 2008 at 8:58 am Said:

    Never before during the entire run of “Project Runway” have judges Michael Kors and Nina Garcia been rendered speechless…that is, until now.

  8. thank you, don pardo, on March 22nd, 2008 at 9:09 am Said:

    PUTIN: Da, extremely lightweight yet water-repellent. Where can Vladimir Vladimirovich get Tyvek Mumu in designer blue?

    BUSH: Two for $24.99 at The Home Depot.

  9. only my mama calls me leon duden..., on March 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 am Said:

    BUSH: Ain’t wearin’ underwear, you?

    PUTIN: Nyet!

  10. full metal dinner jacket, on March 22nd, 2008 at 10:25 am Said:

    putin: george? why are these people wearing formal wear?

    bush: (hee, hee)…josh bolten punk’d me, again, putie pu. this is supposed to be the state dinner in your honor…

  11. should've called fedex, on March 22nd, 2008 at 11:19 am Said:

    3AM, August 24, 2008: a phone rings in Denver, Colorado…

    UNPAID UNDERAPPRECIATED HACK (answers phone): uh…yes, yes…I know, I know it got screwed up sen. clinton….yes, yes…the outfits you had made for the superdelegates, to make it easier to pick them out of the crowd on the convention floor…yes, I know…someone, a “B TURDBLOSSOM” signed the release… but we cannot find the cartons…yeh (CLICK!)

    HRC: HOWARD WOLFSON, you baldheaded stooge, get your @$$ in here,.NOW!

    HW: ugh…ugh….yyyyy-yyy-eh-sssss, sssss-senator?

    HRC: YOU SHOULD’VE CALLED FEDEX!

  12. borscht beltway, on March 22nd, 2008 at 11:58 am Said:

    putin: look, george…at 1 o-clock…see those paskudnyaks over there? cockroach bloggers, blight on mother russia.

    one with red beard is known subversive, kgb file says quotes homer (simpson).

    one next to him, mudak from smolensk. took over state-run tv, ran moose and squirrel cartoons over-and-over-and-over, again.

    bush: sounds like good delta kappa epsilon boys to me!

    putin: (grumbling) hnnnn!!!

  13. StaffordNorte, on March 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm Said:

    Vlad.: Nyet, Nyet..I wear de mouse eahrs and you wear de
    goofy head.

    W: No Vlad-de-meer ! I’m tha dee’ cider and I wear the mouse ears…

  14. Dan Smolen, on March 22nd, 2008 at 2:12 pm Said:

    HA!

  15. natasha fatale, on March 22nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm Said:

    BUSH: I have maaaaaaaagic powers…and I can see through that thing to your soul.

    PUTIN: Da, tell me, George,.what am I thinking?

    BUSH: Hmmm. (3 minutes to midnight, 2 minutes to midnight, 1 minute to midnight, ka-BOOOM!!!)

    PUTIN: I too have maaaaaaaagic powers…and I can see through that thing down to your soul.

    BUSH: Okay, what am I thinking?

    PUTIN: ehhhhh (these skivvies Mitt brought me are surprisingly comfy. ‘lifts and separa… ;)

    BUSH: uh-oh!

  16. Dan Smolen, on March 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 pm Said:

    The DC open casting-call for “ZIPPY THE PINHEAD: THE MOVIE” was surprisingly well-attended…

  17. not bad elfin-fork, on March 22nd, 2008 at 2:50 pm Said:

    PUTIN: But, George, I don’t understand. Your Memorial Day was last Monday…

    BUSH: NO, Vla-dee-meer! All-white would have been a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy bad idea, especially with those sorcerer’s hats they’re makin’ us wear!

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